(a whimsical post)
I wish I hadn't
Drank twenty beers before I
Started the back nine
My grandpa can out
Drive me by one hundred yards
And he has one arm
My noodle carries
Half your distance but it rolls
Like a glass marble
Stop calling me gay,
I have acid reflux so
I cant drink fireball
Sixty dollars to
Play scorched earth fairways? No thanks,
I think I'll stay home
This is no sand trap,
This is gravel mixed with
Mud and deer pellets
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